Sorry if this is in the wrong place, wasn't too sure where it should go!
Just recieved a text joke from a vanilla friend that made me laugh for reasons he really wouldn't realise!
"I just made you open your phone for no reason, god I love being in control! Who's my bitch? You're my bitch! Now go about your business until I need you again..."
Hmmm, maybe he's not so vanilla as I thought!