Hello Humans.
I speak on behalf of your cat. Thats right your cat.
It may appear to be asleep-but can you be sure?
I am tiddles-a pampered pet. I hear you talking of "pets" here. You don't seem to like them much. You hit them and do strange things to them. Us cats just need some cream now and then and to be stroked and fed. Actually there's not a lot of difference after all.
LOVE ME AND DESIRE ME!