After discussing it with my dog, he asked me to assure you that neither he nor I has been offended.
I offer a (shameless) plug for my stories: "You've Got Male", "The Chains" and "Ho!" all posted within the last two weeks. I have about a dozen more still to come.
Feedback is especially welcome - I wish to improve my craft.

ps. the dog says, forget the feedback, send him cookies.