Blooddrops on roses and whippers on kittens
Bright copper dildoes and warm one-arm mittens
Frilly pink subbies all tied up with string,
These are a few of my favourite things.

Cream coloured pony girls crisp riding crops cracking,
Toe bells and harness bells tawses a-thwhacking
Wild girls that fly with their pale arses mooning,
These are a few of the things I like doing.

Girls in white dresses and pink satin sashes,
Spanking and whipping and cute cutting lashes,
Silver white arses that redden with stings
These are a few of my favorite things,

When the whip bites,
When the crop stings,
When I'm feeling sad,
I simply remember my favourite things,
It's then that I feel, so bad.

(Repeat song)