Quote Originally Posted by clipcrop View Post
You also wrote “do as I say and I will be your slave”. Do you really mean this literally? Or were you trying to say something along the lines of “understand me; and I will be your slave”.
It's a quote by the goblin king from the movie "Labyrinth."

Why do you care if they think you're looking at porn? Once you figure out why it's bothering you, then you can decide whether you want to explain anything to them or not. I've been trying to figure out why it bothered me when one of my friends asked me to pole dance at her husband's birthday party. It sounds exactly like something I'd do, but I was slightly offended that she asked me to do it. I'm going to refrain from giving her an answer until I figure it out.