Well my brother says he owns a lot of people in his computer game.
Or is that pown? *Sigh.*
I agree...I don't really get the idea of "owning" someone, it makes me think of slavery, and not the pleasant rose-tinted kind everyone thinks is so romantic.
Now I believe a husband and wife "own" each other in a sense. But with vows to each other and to God, not a written contract.