lol thanks everyone! and since we got off topic a little i've got an allergy one too.

when i was a kid i lived on the east coast. swarms of mosquitos, it's horrible. anyway they've got this ointment called lanicane or something like that. it came in a tube or this handy-dandy aerosol spray can.

so one day when i got really badly bitten my old man comes in with the spray can and proceeds to quickly spray all the bug bites i've got; neck, arms, legs, hands, feet, stomach, chest, back...

typical summer day lol

turns out i'm allergic to the stuff.

it left little blisters like lye soap does to some people. i'm lucky i heal well.

back on the sexual misadventure track the first time i ever came on a girl's face she breathed in through her nose right when the cum hit, so she wound up inhaling it back into her sinus cavity. apparently it's a bit caustic lmfao

again, not funny at the time...